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John O'Donnell a.k.a Psycho Billy is a horror movie fanatic. He eats, breathes, and sleeps horror movies.
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| Blair Witch Project | Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 | Grindhouse | A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) |
| Zombi 2 | The Hazing | The Wolf Man (2010) | Child's Play |

1999

www.BlairWitch.com

Psycho Billy's review:
"In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...
A year later their footage was found."

These words filled the screens across the nation back in 1999. Deemed today one of the most scariest horror films of all times, it still scares me to this day. The film is about three kids going into the woods of Burkittsville, Maryland to shoot a documentary about the legend of The Blair Witch, a legend about a woman blamed for witchery and was tied to a tree to die in winter. In the film, they get lost, but as each night rolls on, they are being watched by a deadly and unearthly force. Until of course one of their own vanishes. The film made millions at the box office and was so terrifying that it made the people watching it believe that it was truly real. That it actually happened. Of course, it didn't. This film is one of the scariest movies of all times. Spawning one sequel, 80 billion websites, four mockumentaries, and a possible third film on the way.

I give this film a full 6 jack-o-lanterns out of 6 for plot, effect, casting, and film making techniques. If anyone wants to make a horror flick anytime soon with a home video camcorder, rent this for reference.

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2000

www.BlairWitch.com

Psycho Billy's review:
"Evil Doesn't Die."

This tag line, possibly used for EVERY creepy horror flick tag line, has been seen before. BOOK OF SHADOWS is the sequel to the 1999 hit THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. This film stars Jeffery Donovan (to many will be known as Michael Westen of BURN NOTICE), Kim Director, Erica Leehrsen, Tristine Skylar, and Stephen Barker Turner. In the film, due to the revelation that the film was in fact fake, one fan, Jeffery Patterson, gets two writers, Tristine and Stephen, a gothy psychic type chick, Kim, and a witch, Erica, to go out into the Rustin Parr ruins for one night to see if any Blair Witchery occurs and they all black out. Now as the film occurs, the night unravels to it's full revelation to the point that someone isn't who they say they are. This being a sequel, it in this case, rather than expanding on the film's plot, it expands the Blair Witch's history. In one scene, one of the characters states that, in a dream, that character sees it through the Blair Witch's eyes. That, on the exact night of her banishment, the accusers came to the tree and let their dogs attack her and then pressing their hands into her flesh. They promptly untied her and hung her from the tree. The reason why I liked this film was the fact that it was creepy like the first but was a total mind fuck to believe. What you think is happening may not be what is happening. To me, this film was a pretty well made flick, but the problem was that it was a Hollywood flick rather than the home video camcorder one which we all know and love. Then they introduce hidden symbols and words within the film for the people to find and unravel a secret. Most fans will not like this film because of the film's premise and the usage of already known actors rather than ones who weren't known at all, like in the first film.

I give it three and a half Jack O Lanterns out of 6! for effort, effects, casting. Although there is much to be said about the plot.

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2007

www.Grindhouse.net

Psycho Billy's review:
"A double feature that'll tear you in two!"

As the tagline says, it will tear you in two. The film is a double feature of Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino. Released in 2007, this film was a take back to the old grindhouse films of the 70's. Filled with gore and more, this is an excellent film to see.

First up, Planet Terror. This film is based on the old Military, Underground Secret Weapon, and Zombie films like Dawn of the Dead (1978). In it, a secret military weapon (see what did I tell you?) is let loose on a Texas town. These are no ordinary zombies, these ones are vicious and will tear you apart. A shady militia of army men, lead by a cameo by Bruce Willis, arrive for this and the creator of the toxic chemical is obsessed with balls that he keeps in a jar. It coincides with the quitting of a go-go dancer named Cherry Darling, played by Rose McGowan, and the arrival of a mysterious woman, played by Fergie, who is here to help her lover leave her husband and take the kid with them, the kid played by none other that Rebel Rodriguez, Robert's son. At an award winning BBQ shack arrives El Wray, played by Freddie Rodriguez, who has had a past relationship with Cherry. The main whole action in the film occurs when Cherry looses her leg to the monsters and the crew of survivors being captured and taken to a military base where her leg is soon replaced from the wooden table leg from the hospital to a kick ass machine gun leg. I like this film for the goriness, the babes, and the cameos by Tom Savini (Special F/X master of such films as From Dusk Till Dawn and the original Dawn of the Dead.) and Michael Biehn (who played Kyle Reese from The Terminator). An underplot occurs at a hospital, where a major point of the outbreak occurs as a conflict of two doctors, played by Josh Brolin and Marley Shelton. I give this film, you know what, let's save it for later.

The second feature is Tarantino's Death Proof, a film about a group of friends that include a local DJ known as Jungle Julia, go to a bar to hang out. It just so happens that a psychotic stuntman known only as Stuntman Mike is there to crash the party. It leads to a multi scene shot of one of the most amazing crashes ever. The second half leads up to a group of stuntwomen now the targets of the sadistic stuntman, but there's a little something something that he doesn't know. This film also features McGowan as a minor character who gets her face smashed in by the dashboard with the famous quote by Stuntman Mike, "Remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat." This is one of Tarantino's best films he has ever made, and I have seen Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, AND Reservoir Dogs. I know that this one is shorter than Planet Terror.

I give this film a full 6 jack-o-lanterns out of six for plot, casting, F/X, writing, directing, and a whole lot more.

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2010

www.NightmareOnElmStreet.com

Psycho Billy's review:
As haunting as it sounds, this is true, the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street is out. Ok, this film is based on the Wes Craven film of the same name. It stars Jackie Earl Haley as the infamous killer Freddy Krueger, originally portrayed by Robert Englund. The story is basically the same, kids fall asleep, Freddy kills, basic stuff, but in this case, the filmmakers have added a reason as to why. Rather than him being a child killer who has become a part of the dream world, in this film, it is his version of revenge on something that happened in the past. Even though it is a remake, it is as equally good as the original. I liked this film because of these reasons:

1. Freddy's not goofy like the original
2. The filmmakers of this one went into micronaps, which the other filmmakers didn't
3. Jackie Earl Haley did an awesome job as Freddy
4. The storyline and effects were amazing.

I give this film six jack-o-lanterns out of six for effects, storyline, direction, casting, makeup, music, and the all out AWSOMENOMITY from Jackie Earl Haley as Krueger. Remember, Don't Fall Asleep!

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1974

Texas Chainsaw Massacre's imdb page

Psycho Billy's review:
"Who will survive and what will be left of them?"

This tag line filled the filmgoers of the seventies with the utmost fear that no one could ever predict. The film is about a group of friend, well a group of four with one brother, road tripping through rural Texas before running out of gas, stopping at The Last Roundup, a gasoline/BBQ shack, owned by Drayton Sawyer. Upon their travels to the bro/sister persons, Sally and Franklin, grandparents house, they pick up a sadistic hitchhiker who invites them to his home for dinner. It is from there that the true terror begins. Three of them find a house where they are met with a brutal and terrifying villain, known only as Leatherface. As each are taken down one by one and served as dinner. I loved this film because of it's "grindhousey" aspect and plus I love this kind of stuff. This film inspired three sequels, Part two is watchable as well as three but STAY AWAY FROM FOUR A.K.A. THE NEXT GENERATION!!!, a remake and a premake, and a legacy that will stand through the test of time. Although, there are some scenes that never made it to the final cut, but if your local video store has it, rent the special edition. it contains said footage. I give this film the full six out of six chainsaws, er I mean jack-o-lanterns for directing, writing, casting, acting, special F/X and the AWESOMENOMITY of Leatherface

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1979

Zombi 2's imdb page

Psycho Billy's review:
In 1978, George Romero unleashed Dawn of the Dead. It was one of the most terrifying films of its time, but there is much more that you didn't know. It was when it was released in Italy, Dario Argento, who was the force that made George write the film, released it as Zombie that in 1979, because the Italians loved the film, they unleashed their own sequel. The film starts out with a boat drifting along the harbor of NY that when on board, a heavyset zombie kills one of the men and is shot into the water. This event coincides with a group of four going out to an island to search of a young woman's missing father. It is there that a terrible secret is unleashed. It seems that the dead have been coming back to life, and not just on slabs but in dirt and stuff. And the world is just at the peak of death as well. This film inspired three sequels, two of which had nothing to do with the original, just to make money, and features one of the best scenes known to the zombie universe, the infamous SHARK FIGHT SCENE. The filmmaker, Lucio Fulci, also known as the Godfather of Gore, said that the makeup people had three types, nasty, human, and at one point he described several as Walking Flower Pots. If you look on the American release poster, one of the most famous zombies in history can be seen. I love it because of it being a zombie, it was inspired by 1978's Dawn of the Dead, and that the Italian knows how to make an awesome scary film.

I give this film the full six out of six jack-o-lanterns for F/X, directing, writing, casting, SHARK FIGHT SCENE, and zombieness ever seen on film.

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2004

www.TheHazing.com

Psycho Billy's review:
"Live Through This..."

Such a tagline as this is a little hard to understand but when you do see the film, it is pretty cool. The film is about a group of soon to be college frat and sorority inductees during Hell Week who go on a scavenger hunt for an assortment of stupidity and useless items. the last on their list is a legendary book that is believed to be able to open the gates of hell itself. a subplot reveals that the holder of the book is a satanic worshiping professor Kapps (played by Brad Dourif, who played Sheriff Lee Brackett in both Halloween and Halloween 2 remakes as well as doing the voice of Chucky in the Child's Play franchise) and that he himself is planning to open the gates. The two plots meet when the two of the students (one of whom is played by the lovely Tiffany Shepis, whom I had the pleasure of meeting at the Motor City Nightmares convention in Novi) put him into a between-the-worlds place of life and death. The secondary portion is that the kids have to stay the night in Hack House, a local mansion where a brutal mass murder occurred, where the evil of a sadistic being is truly unleashed. I liked this film for the casting of such well known and wonderfully acted people, the direction of Rolfe Kanefsky, the makeup and F/X, and the writing.

I give this film the full six out of six jack-o-lanterns for casting, writing, F/X, and direction.

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2010

www.TheWolfManMovie.com

Psycho Billy's review:
"When the moon is full, the legend comes to life"

True as it sounds, it was one of the most highly great remakes in history of my part. The film is a remake of a 1941 film of the same name that stared Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi. This film begins with a young man being killed off by a vicious werewolf. It coincides with the return of Lawrence Talbot (played by Benicio Del Toro) to Blackmoor in the search of his brother, Ben. It is his father John Talbot (played by Anthony Hopkins, whom is best famous as Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter) that his brother is dead. His body is torn to shreds and is mauled by death himself. It is during the full moon that Lawrence is bitten by the same monster, thus turning him into one and ensues a deadly face. The plot twist was epic, the casting was great, the director Joe Johnston was fantasic. I love and loved this film to the core as a true horror fan. But there were some problems I found with it, In the transformation sequences, the villain, not Lawrence, transforms like anyone else. Lawrence changes are looking, and feel, extremely painful.

I give this film the five out of six jack-o-lanterns, and yet i wish to give it the full six, for Special F/X, the casting, the writing, the direction, and the on edgeness that no one could ever expect.

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1988

Child's Play's imdb page

Psycho Billy's review:
"Andy Barclay has a new playmate who's in no mood to play."

This is the horror film that started a fear of small things to life. The film starts out with two killers, one being the infamous Charles Lee Ray (played by Brad Dourif, who played Sheriff Lee Brackett in both Halloween and Halloween 2 remakes), who is seriously wounded by a cop. In order for his survival, he must transfer his soul into an object and back into a human before he becomes part of it. He successful in that plan, transfering it into a doll who is to be owned by a young boy as gift from his mother. This film is wonderful in the direction by Tom Holland and the casting of Catherine Hicks and Chris Sharadon (who played a vampire fighting reverend in the Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood as well as a next door vampire in Fright Night). I enjoyed the special F/X crew who had to do a lot of work on the construction of Chucky as well as the puppeteers who made the doll come to life. There is a way you can see the doll transform into the killer it is possessed by, in the scene where the mother is threatening to throw it into the fire, look at the face. It goes from the typical happy doll to looking a lot more like Brad, who has now become the definitive look of the doll. This film inspired three good sequels and one real bad one (Seed of Chucky).

I give this film Six out of six jack-o-lanterns for direction, special F/X, and keep an eye out for the theaters sometime next year, the film is being remade. But don't fret, Brad Dourif will be returning as the voice of Chucky once again.

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